If you were to ask someone
Who or what is you best friend?
They would say
The person that I sit next to in class.
All but one person
If you ask Mr Perrigrew down the road
Food, he would say
Food is my best friend.
Because it will always be there
Whether you like it or not
Food doesn’t ask silly questions
Like what is 156 divided by 4
It won’t tell you what to do
It’s my best friend forevermore.